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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Brain Droppings

Here is a compilation of my recent musings on Facebook, and elsewhere.

  • 50 years ago today, they put a man into space. Yet we are still without hovercars and teleport belts. Hurry up, science.

  • Fashion tip: wearing a trilby will not turn you into Jason Mraz. Thankfully.

  • Note to Zoe Ball: you are not nearly peppy enough. Try a double espresso.

  • If it gets any more intense in here, I might just poop my pants.

  • Boy, the excitement level here is at fever pitch. Time to kick it up a notch, to a frenzy.

  • Instructions to Nascar driver: keep turning left.

  • I have only one thing to say. "Ooooh".

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • RIP Sidney Lumet.

  • who needs biscuits?...

  • Well, duh...

  • Total nutball.

  • Why has the word 'monosyllabic' got five syllables?

Make of them what you will.

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