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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Start Listening

You know that feeling?

When you've had a few days off work and consequently didn't bother setting your normal 'early' alarm.

You're lying there under the covers, half asleep and your body clock is saying to your brain, "it's time to get up. It is. I just know it is."

And your brain gets all logical and says, "Naah, can't be. Haven't heard the alarm yet."

And your body clock says, "But it's too bright in this room for it NOT to be time to get up. Trust me on this."

And your brain says, "but this bed is sooo comfy and the alarm still hasn't gone off. So why don't you quit your belly-achin' and leave us be, here in this nice comfy bed. We'll wait for the alarm, thank you."

"But," continues the body clock, "I've had years of experience on this very topic and I know damn well when we're supposed to get up. I'm telling you we are gonna be late if we don't get up right this second."

"Hush," says brain, "the alarm hasn't gone off yet, has it, smart guy? We're fine, let's just snooze."

"But, " says body clock, "what if you forgot to set the alarm, eh?"

You sit bolt upright. Grab the phone. Look at the time.

6:44 am.

Hurriedly jump out of bed and put clothes on. "Shitshitshitfuckshitshitshiiiit!"

Body clock says, "When will you ever start listening to me?"






That.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Health & Safety Gone Mad

The other day I was doing one of my least favourite chores around the house - mowing the lawn. I say it my least favourite because (a) I feel that lawns are a waste of space - I'd rather see a garden filled with flower beds and veggies growing, although I do understand that if you have kids, lawns are pretty essential so they can play footy or frisbee or whatever - and (b) we have a long garden with a lot of lawn, although the garden has obviously been previously used for flower beds and veggie patches and is consequently lumpy and bumpy and made up of at least 15 different types of grass.

As I stopped to empty the grass catcher on the back of the mower, I noticed the little safety symbols on the protective back flap. I'd noticed them before, of course, but I'd never really paid much attention to them.

What I saw disturbed me.



I don't know what all of these symbols are trying to say, but I shall attempt to translate for you.

BEWARE OF LARGE EXCLAMATION POINTS.

ALWAYS BUY BOOKS WITH PAGES THAT GET GRADUALLY SMALLER TOWARDS THE MIDDLE.

STOP TURNING ANTI-CLOCKWISE.

DO NOT DANCE NEAR BROKEN ARROWS.

STAY AWAY FROM FRIDGES.
NO AFROPICKS.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KICK TROMBONES.

BEFORE UNPLUGGING THIS APPLIANCE, LAY YOUR SPANNER DOWN ON A BOOK.

NO WHEELIE BINS ALLOWED.

ATTEMPTING TO JUMP-ROPE WHILE OPERATING THE MOWER MAY BE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
As you can see, these are true pearls of essential wisdom without which any person engaged in lawnmowing would be lost indeed.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Get Over Yourselves

Now, I realise that it's been a while since anything was last posted on this here blog (around Crimble time, in fact), and for that I apologise. It's not that I haven't had anything on my mind, you understand, it's just that (a) a lot of other people have said the same things that I wanted to say, so I'd just be adding to the noise; (b) I've been busy with my podcast and The Unbelievables, not to mention life, work and all the other stuff that comes with being an adult.

But this week (actually since Sunday), I find myself unable to hold my tongue, as it were.



Jodie Whittaker, the 13th Doctor.

I've always enjoyed the television show Doctor Who, ever since I was a young boy. I started  to watch it during the Pertwee era and continued to do so more or less up until it ended (or so we thought) with Sylvester McCoy (an actor whose work I had admired since his days on Vision On, Tiswas and Jigsaw). I knew people who were uber-fans or Whovians as they are usually called, and was aware that their fandom wasn't just a like of Who; it was borderline obsessive. So I knew that although I liked and enjoyed watching the show, to me that's just what it was: a show. One that I happened to like quite a bit.

In 1991 I moved to the USA. Even as I write this, many years later, it seems almost unimaginable to me that the person that experienced all of the experiences I did in the USA was actually ME. It just seems like some sort of long, convoluted crazy movie that had a bittersweet ending. I can't imagine myself embarking on an 18-year voyage of that magnitude now, even though I know full well I already did it once. But I digress.

I was unaware of the resurrection of the Doctor Who series until around 2004, when I was flicking through the channels on my cable system and a programme on BBC America called Torchwood caught my eye. Of course, once I started watching, it became apparent that it was linked to Who, and in fact the title is itself an anagram of Doctor Who.

When I came back in 2010 and realised that not only was Doctor Who alive and well but that I'd already missed Doctors 8 and 9 (Paul McGann and Christopher Eccleston respectively) and we were now on Doctor number 10, played by David Tennant. I watched a few of the episodes and I liked them, though stepping straight into this new format when the last I'd seen was a McCoy episode was a bit of a shock - in the old days, a story was presented in several weekly serial-type half-hour segments, a bit like watching Flash Gordon or  The Lone Ranger in weekly instalments at the pictures - now, the episodes are 40 to 50 minutes long and a single story is started and finished in the same episode or is stretched over maybe two or occasionally three.

Now we have been for the past few months embroiled in speculation as to who the new Doctor would be, since it was announced last year that Doctor number 12 Peter Capaldi would be leaving (or regenerating) in the 2017 Christmas episode.

Many names were mooted, Tom Ellis, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Kris Marshall, all of whom I could imagine doing a sterling turn as the Doctor. There were rumblings afoot that they might be choosing a female Doctor, and a few names popped up there too - Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Helen Mirren...

Indeed the storylines seemed to suggest a change was in the offing. The appearance of the character Missy (Michelle Gomez), later to be revealed as The Mistress, a regeneration of The Master in a female body, gave credence to the suggestion that Time Lords can be 'gender-fluid', if you will.

So it was no surprise to me when it was announced on Sunday just after Roger Federer's world-beating 8th Wimbledon title that the new Doctor will indeed be portrayed by a woman, Broadchurch's Jodie Whittaker. I'm sure she'll do great in the role.

But here's what gets me.

Over the years, the uberfans, the Whovians, have become more and more vocal in their opinions. At first they just liked to discuss their favourite episodes, dress up as Daleks and Cybermen  or Tom Baker. Now they critique the writing and the storylines, harshly criticising showrunner Steven Moffat and coming in their pants at the mention of the name Russell T. Davies.

"Oh the Davies era was SO much better! Moffat is an idiot! Bring back Terry Nation! etc.etc."

And of course, this being 2017, they've all got laptops and internet access so they feel it is beholden unto them to foist their opinions about every little obscure piece of  Who trivia on us, the humble public, by way of YouTube. I'm serious. You go to YouTube and watch an episode or a clip of Dr. Who and you'll get suggestions of related videos, most of which will consist of some Whovian (usually a fat American dude with a bad beard and strange hat) ranting about how they'll be so glad when Steven Moffat  leaves.

And yes, most of these overly vocal nob-ends are American. I'm sorry, I'm fine with American people watching Dr. Who, but not sorry, you weren't there first time around and you have not got the slightest idea what you're ranting about.

Anyway - back to what my main point was, it's now been revealed that the Doctor will regenerate in the Christmas episode and become a woman. And the goddamn Twitterverse is up in arms about it.

According to today's papers, a lot of male Whovians have taken to social media to vent their ire about the BBC putting a woman in a male role.

One dull person wrote: "The Doctor is a Time LORD. Repeat, Time LORD. Not Time LADY."

To that particular idiot I say: "Doctor Who is FICTIONAL, repeat FICTIONAL. Not REAL."

Another plonker tweeted to the effect that they wouldn't watch it with a female lead. To them I say - fine, who needs so-called 'fans' like you?

To say that I am more and more these days perplexed that in 2017 we still have sexism (and racism) is an understatement. I remember the '80s, when we had Boy George and Marilyn, AIDS and Live Aid, and we thought people were finally waking up and smelling the coffee. But apparently, when it comes to geekery, it's still a boy's club. Think about the backlash against the Wonder Woman movie. Or Elektra. Or the all-female reboot of Ghostbusters, which, let's face it, was pretty funny.

Let me put it this way. If you're OK with a 2000-year old alien flying round the Universe in a blue box, why does it matter what gender they are? Here's the thing: I've never seen the Doctor go the loo, and he rarely eats anything onscreen - who knows if he even HAS genitalia? He's an alien, after all.

One person tweeted to the effect that they didn't want to see a load of bras lying about the TARDIS. Because what, there are Jockey shorts and undershirts strewn about the place now?

Maybe it's the idea of a WOMAN saving the Universe rather than a guy that these people cannot handle. Ah, now. We've hit the nail on the head, haven't we, in these Trumpesque times? Perhaps that's why Trump ran for President. Not because of Hillary's policies, but he just didn't want to see bras and panties slung over the back of the sofas in the Oval Office.

Let's let you see what's going down, courtesy of BossLevel8.




Good luck, Jodie. As a lifelong Doctor Who fan, I say, you're gonna do great.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Into The Unknown 70 (aka The Festive 28)

Jeff presents 28 tracks of pure nutritious goodness - kid tested, mother approved.

Prologue track - Smashing Pumpkins - Christmastime

1. Spacey Blurr - Hi Tech Christmas
https://soundcloud.com/spaceyblurr
https://www.facebook.com/spaceyblurrfanpage/
https://twitter.com/SpaceyBlurr

2. FXIO - Dolphin Roundabout
https://soundcloud.com/fxio
https://www.facebook.com/FXIOa
https://twitter.com/FXIO4
https://www.orfium.com/profile/fxio/

3. The Complicated Folk - 6 Underground (Sneaker Pimps cover)
https://soundcloud.com/the-complicated-folk
https://soundcloud.com/scarabulldog
https://www.facebook.com/thecomplicatedfolk/

4. Donkey Farm - Shamanic Mind Triangles
https://soundcloud.com/user-853605628/

5. Botany - Needam/Wish To
Spencer Stephenson, Austin, TX
https://soundcloud.com/western_vinyl/
http://westernvinyl.com/

6. Like This Parade - I Look For An Answer In A Week
https://soundcloud.com/likethisparade
https://twitter.com/15minrecords
https://itunes.apple.com/jp/artist/like-this-parade/id711943574

7. Living - Risen
https://soundcloud.com/livingliving
https://www.facebook.com/pg/livingno
https://livingmusic.bandcamp.com/
https://twitter.com/living_nor

8. Glasswenn - Yesterday (One Chord Song)
https://soundcloud.com/glasswenn
https://www.facebook.com/glasswenn/
https://www.youtube.com/user/tvojuzhmat

9. Spring King - City (Official Video)
https://soundcloud.com/springking

10. Strongboy - Steady
https://strongboyhalifax.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/strongboyhalifax/
https://soundcloud.com/human-sounds-records/

11. Strange Hellos - Summer
Norway
https://soundcloud.com/strangehellos
https://www.facebook.com/strangehellosmusic/

12. The Long Lost Song - XTC - Science Friction
https://www.ape.uk.net/
http://chalkhills.org/
https://twitter.com/xtcfans (Andy Partridge on Twitter)

13. The Complicated Folk - The Missing String Noodle
https://soundcloud.com/the-complicated-folk
https://soundcloud.com/scarabulldog
https://www.facebook.com/thecomplicatedfolk/

14. Go Home Productions - Carpenter's Christmas (Karen Meets Roots Radics Uptown)
https://soundcloud.com/santastic-nine/sets/santastic-2-clausome

15. Rainy Night In Crackenthorpe
https://soundcloud.com/paul-brown-14/

16. Steph Sweet - Your Grave
https://soundcloud.com/steph-sweet
https://stephsweet.bandcamp.com/
http://stephsweetmusic.wixsite.com/stephsweet
http://stephsweetmusic.wixsite.com/stephsweet/articles---interviews
https://www.facebook.com/FreakFolk
https://www.youtube.com/user/stefiapple

17. Jennifer - Jennifer
https://soundcloud.com/jennifer1966-london
https://jennifer3.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/jenniferinabsentia

18. Martin Valins - Across The River
http://www.martinvalinsmusic.com/
https://soundcloud.com/martin-valins
https://www.facebook.com/martin.valins/
https://twitter.com/musictomartin

19. Glasswenn - Friend
https://soundcloud.com/glasswenn
https://www.facebook.com/glasswenn/
https://www.youtube.com/user/tvojuzhmat

20. Gogo Luck - Isle Of Atlas
https://soundcloud.com/gogo-luck
https://twitter.com/Gogo__Luck
https://gogoluck.bandcamp.com
http://www.gogoluck.com/

21. Neurotic Fiction - Mediator
http://artishardrecords.limitedrun.com/products/583381?preview=true
https://soundcloud.com/separatedbymotorways/neurotic-fiction-mediator
https://riotsnotdiets.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2
https://www.facebook.com/riotsnotdietsbrighton

22. Fire Nuns - Wholesome Satanic Ritual
https://soundcloud.com/fire-nuns
https://firenuns.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/FireNuns605/videos

23. Othos - Without Love
https://soundcloud.com/othosofficial
https://twitter.com/Othosmusic
https://www.instagram.com/othos.music/
https://www.facebook.com/othosofficial

24. Yellow Belly - Belong (Fat Pockets RMX)
https://soundcloud.com/yellow-belly-547482436
https://soundcloud.com/fatpockets
https://twitter.com/dmonroe27
https://www.facebook.com/fatpocketsmusic

25. Benjamin J. Pegley - Joe 90 Theme
https://soundcloud.com/the-complicated-folk
https://soundcloud.com/scarabulldog
https://www.facebook.com/thecomplicatedfolk/

26. The Inconsistent Jukebox - Let's Defenestrate
https://soundcloud.com/barry_snaith
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_ajwIbc04oyjpEzpNPCMNw
https://twitter.com/barrysnaith
https://fanlink.to/BEF
https://soundcloud.com/wearemau

27. Billy Bragg & Joe Henry - Gentle On My Mind
http://joehenrylovesyoumadly.com/
https://www.facebook.com/billybraggofficial
http://shinealight-joehenry.billybragg.co.uk/

28. Billy Bragg - The Milkman Of Human Kindness

Epilogue track - Porn Orchard - This Holiday Season (Christmas Sucks)

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Into The Unknown 67

Into The Unknown 67



Continuing our explorations into new music. Jeff is your host as per.



1. Blasts Atomic! - London Metal

https://blastsatomic.bandcamp.com/

http://www.versesrecords.com/

https://www.facebook.com/blastsatomic

http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/BlastsAtomic1

https://soundcloud.com/verses_records



2. Sinth & Ferensick - After Glow

https://soundcloud.com/sinth-2

https://soundcloud.com/sinthoo

https://soundcloud.com/ferensick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Fa9k6rC9M

https://www.instagram.com/ferensickrecs/



3. Silverclub - Back To The Start

https://soundcloud.com/silverclub

https://www.facebook.com/SilverclubUK

https://www.youtube.com/user/SilverclubTV



4. Sweet Creeps - Conditioner

https://soundcloud.com/sweet-creeps

https://www.facebook.com/sweetcreepsband

https://sweetcreeps.bandcamp.com



5. Lunablind - Everything Else

https://soundcloud.com/lunablindofficial

https://www.facebook.com/LunaBlindOfficial/

https://www.instagram.com/lunablindofficial/

https://lunablind.bandcamp.com/releases

https://twitter.com/lunablindband

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKH9-l_Sf_zCu9NHO_tSl_A



6. Moscow Transport - Holder

https://soundcloud.com/moscowtransport

http://cargocollective.com/moscowtransport

https://soundcloud.com/sunnymanchester



7. Pat Pik - Flying Star

https://soundcloud.com/patpik

https://patpik.bandcamp.com/

https://thesailingplanet.bandcamp.com/releases

http://sirius-system.bandcamp.com/releases



8. Optapus - Taffy

https://soundcloud.com/optapus

https://soundcloud.com/mintfam

https://soundcloud.com/sleeplesscollective

https://optapus.bandcamp.com/releases



9. Tristan Welch - Financial Insecurity

https://soundcloud.com/tristanwelchva

https://tristanwelch.bandcamp.com/releases

https://www.facebook.com/tristanwelchva



10. Unearth Noise and Steph Sweet - Spirit Horses

https://soundcloud.com/unearth-noise

https://soundcloud.com/steph-sweet



11. PINES - The Majestic

https://soundcloud.com/pinesmcr

https://www.instagram.com/pinesmcr/

https://www.facebook.com/PINESMCR/

https://twitter.com/PinesMCR

http://www.pinesband.com/



12. Billy Bragg & Joe Henry - The L&N Don't Stop Here Anymore

https://soundcloud.com/billy-bragg-3

http://shinealight-joehenry.billybragg.co.uk/

http://joehenrylovesyoumadly.com/home/

https://www.facebook.com/billybraggofficial

http://www.songkick.com/artists/489208-billy-bragg

https://twitter.com/billybragg

https://www.youtube.com/user/braggcentral

https://www.facebook.com/JoeHenryLovesYouMadly



13. Spring King - Rectifier

https://soundcloud.com/springking

http://www.springkingband.com/

https://www.facebook.com/springkingmusic

https://www.instagram.com/springkingmusic/

http://springking.tictail.com/

https://store.springkingband.com/*/Vinyl/Spring-King-Rectifier-7/55410BC8000



14. Baddd Spellah - The Funk I Got (International Dance Party)

https://www.facebook.com/badddspellah

https://soundcloud.com/badddspellah



15. CaStLeS - Amcanu

https://soundcloud.com/castlesband

http://www.castlesofficial.com/

https://castlesband.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/Cestyll

https://twitter.com/Cestyll

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChR212AExtotimHqgGr4HXQ



16. Dan Lockhart and Jim Manser - The Disappeared

https://soundcloud.com/progrockdan1

https://www.reverbnation.com/progrockdan1

https://soundcloud.com/jim-manser

http://jimmanser.bandcamp.com/



17. Faceless Souls - Over Under Inside Out

https://soundcloud.com/faceless-souls

https://twitter.com/maskedsoul15

https://www.reverbnation.com/facelesssouls

https://www.facebook.com/Faceless-souls-1454833558154322

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi_RUQlRdYjrWnnRMj7CTbQ



18. Fauna Twin - Water On Mars

https://soundcloud.com/faunatwin

https://twitter.com/faunatwin

https://www.facebook.com/faunatwin



19. Ste Van Horne - Methuselah's Disco

https://soundcloud.com/ste_van_horne



20. The Testing Season - The Passing Of Time

https://soundcloud.com/user-452625627

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrlfbOW6vQzRXLtpzoyHSrg



21. The Long Lost Song and Make The Connection - Norman Cook - Won't Talk About It

http://www.fatboyslim.net/

https://www.facebook.com/fatboyslim

https://twitter.com/FatboySlim

https://www.youtube.com/c/fatboyslim

https://www.instagram.com/officialfatboyslim/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beats_International


Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Into The Unknown 50 by Jeff Hickmott | Mixcloud

Into The Unknown 50 by Jeff Hickmott | Mixcloud:



A special 50th episode of Into The Unknown which coincides with my Mum's birthday! Long Lost Songs and Ones For Mum



1. OMD - Introducing Radios/Distance Fades Between Us

2. Holger Czukay - The Photo Song

3. Jet Harris & Tony Meehan - Diamonds

4. Rod Stewart (with The Faces) - (I Know) I'm Losing You

5. Neil Diamond - I Am... I Said

6. Bernard Cribbins - The Hole In The Ground

7. Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing Rhymed

8. The Shadows - F.B.I.

9. Andrew Lloyd Webber - Variations 11-15 (including The Tributes)

10. Dave Brubeck Quartet - Maori Blues

11. UB40 - Kin

12. XTC - Bushman President

13. Philip Jap - Save Us

14. Emerson, Lake and Palmer - Barrelhouse Shakedown

15. David Bowie - Speed Of Life

16. Blue Rondo A La Turk - Klactoveesedstein

17. D.A.F. - Die Götter Sind Weiss

18. Man With Glasses - Calcium

19. Blue Rondo A La Turk - Me and Mr. Sanchez

20. Time Zone - World Destruction

21. Udo Lindenberg - Germans (introduced by Max Headroom)

Into The Unknown 49 by Jeff Hickmott | Mixcloud

Into The Unknown 49 by Jeff Hickmott | Mixcloud



1. Ardency - Mechanism feat. Icelandia

2. Kiera Lawlor - Heroin-e

3. Beaty Heart - Soft Like Cla

4. Guiville feat lena molfa - True Emotion

5. Passwort 13-8 (kkc)- Boss Rap

6. The Long Lost Song - Peter Murphy - The Light Pours Out Of Me

7. Ookay - Thief

8. Vile Electrodes - Damaged Software

9. Prayer to Saint Thérèse / Soulwax - Heaven Scent feat. Chloe Sevigny

10. Skogsrå - Out Of Time

11. Beyond the Wizards Sleeve - Diagram Girl (Shock Machine Rework)

12. The Steve Deaton Three - Duke of High School

13. Peaches - Close Up feat Kim Gordon (Nocturnal Sunshine Remix)

14. Skies - Speed Boy

15. Orange Juice - Rip It Up
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