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Monday, December 9, 2013

Crap Christmas Ads Roundup 2013

And once again here we are at Christmas, when the ad agencies pull out all the stops to make crap ads for your delectation and despair. So let's have a look at this year's dung-pile, shall we?

Irritation. Aggravation. Consternation. EXTERMINATION!!!

"Cause you're the fattest - I mean fittest girl in year 10".

ShuUUUaaaaaUUUuuuuUUUUeeeeUUUUTttt UP!!!!!!

OK, Tesco. Let's talk. First, you can't age someone 50 years just by putting a white streak in their hair, it doesn't fool anyone, period. Secondly, by using Rod Stewart you have just alienated anyone under 40. Thirdly, and I think this is perhaps the most important point, what the heck is this ad supposed to be selling? Nostalgia?

WTF??? Does that make ANY sense to you?

And lastly, this one. A lot of people love this and think it's cute. I hate it with a passion.

 More crap next year...

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