- 50 years ago today, they put a man into space. Yet we are still without hovercars and teleport belts. Hurry up, science.
- Fashion tip: wearing a trilby will not turn you into Jason Mraz. Thankfully.
- Note to Zoe Ball: you are not nearly peppy enough. Try a double espresso.
- If it gets any more intense in here, I might just poop my pants.
- Boy, the excitement level here is at fever pitch. Time to kick it up a notch, to a frenzy.
- Instructions to Nascar driver: keep turning left.
- I have only one thing to say. "Ooooh".
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
- RIP Sidney Lumet.
- who needs biscuits?...
- Well, duh...
- Total nutball.
- Why has the word 'monosyllabic' got five syllables?
Make of them what you will.
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