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JEFF'S HARD-AS-NAILS LYRIC QUIZ - aka "THE STUMPER"

Artist and song please... no Googling!

1) I don't know how much more of this I can take /  she's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake

2) I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde

3) I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo

4) On the way the paper bag was on my knee, Man, I had a dreadful flight

5) There's a new sensation / a fabulous creation

6) That natty dread drink at the Sheraton hotel, yeah (where'd ya go?)

7) Seen quite a bit in my twenty-three years, I've been manic depressive and I've spat a few tears

8) Mum bought you a fur coat when you were fifteen / You wore it to the disco but everyone was in jeans

9) And on the jukebox Johnny sang about a thing called love

10) There's a knock on the door and just for a second I thought I remembered you

11) Spit jewels like Eastern riches, junkie fixes / Around here we say 'birds', not bitches

12) Chain-store chain-smoke, I consume you all / Chain-gang chain-mail, I don't think at all

13) I can't help about the shape I'm in / I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

14) And she's clinging to the nearest passer-by

15) Committed for insanity and crimes against the soul / The worst crime that I ever did was play some rock'n'roll

16) Everybody's coming home for lunch these days / Last night there were skinheads on my lawn

17) I can get a train / I don't need no hamburgers, no take-away

18) It took a tattooed boy from Birkenhead to really really open her eyes

19) She did some smack with a Chinese chap / An affair began with Charlie Chan / Well that was just before she really lost her head

20) Jane Fonda on the screen today / Convinced the liberals it's okay

21) Put another log on the fire for me / I've made some breakfast and coffee

22) It's got style, it's got class / So strong, I can't let it pass / I gotta tell you all about it / I gotta scream and shout it

23) There’s trouble at the fire station, someone’s had the sack / And the lads are going to launch a scheme, get rid of Captain Flack

24) The rude boys are dancing to some heavy. heavy ska

25) I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin / My irritability keeps me alive and kicking