Nearly Nakey

Celebrity Wardobe Malfunctions. Is there really any reason to believe that that these 'nip slips' 'wardrobe oops' or 'celebrity upskirt oops' or whatever you want to call them are anything other than deliberate? When a female sleb puts on a jacket with a plunging neckline with nothing underneath, does she think to herself 'Oh dear, I better cover up or the world will think I'm either stupid or a complete slut'? No. She thinks, 'I wear this, everyone talks about it for days afterwards'. We all know there is no such thing as bad publicity, so if it keeps you in the public eye , so much the better, right?

Plus, I'm a guy, and I don't have an issue with it. Sorry to say, ladies, but people who are attracted to women, no matter what they say, like seeing exposed female flesh or nipple pokies or fanny flashes or whatever. And while they may feign shock or outrage about it, secretly, deep down, they want to see more of it. Not only that, but they wish the photographer got a clearer shot.

All I ask is that the news media outlets (papers, websites, TMZ and the like) stop reporting it as if it is (a) something amazingly outrageous, and (b) accidental. Because (a) we've seen it so often we're completely unfazed by it now, and (b) it's totally on purpose, and we know it.

But what annoys me the most about it is that it's so one-sided. 

In other words, you never see male celeb wardrobe malfunctions, do you?

Well, you do, but all they seem to consist of are flies at half-mast or ripped pants. There's no "nob hanging out" pictures. You'll never see Robert Downey Jr. or Hugh Jackman pee their pants or trap their privates in their zipper.

I'd pay to see that.